You work out of a Hotel?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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