just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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