I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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