Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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