David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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