why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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