the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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