Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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