i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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