u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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