So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
