love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just google imaged poop.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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