she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm always down for nudity.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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