I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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