At least make sure they are 18
Why
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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