Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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