I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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