I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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