Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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