why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
