very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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