ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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