I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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