In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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