There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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