Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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