Already got asked if we're dating
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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