Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
