In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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