im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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