My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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