i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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