So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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