I looked at my own cervix.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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