Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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