Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
