I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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