Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just want to make out with him forever
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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