Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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