why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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