everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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