Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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