In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So much rum. So many feels.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
