kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i will never coherently bang her
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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