How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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