this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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