Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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