Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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