After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
