it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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