Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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