i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
sex on a bike is impossible
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