Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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