Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm always down for nudity.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
