yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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