Yo dont text me then not text me
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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