Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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