Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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