Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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